Let's Play You Wouldn't Mind Being a Multimillionaire


YOU HAVE THREE LIFELINES to help as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his Opinion.
2. You may ask the Congregation for their Opinion.
3. You may discount or consider your Wife's or Mother's Opinions.

SO..... Let's Play You Wouldn't Mind Being a Multimillionaire.



Q: Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A: Netanyahoo

Q: What's the name of facial lotion made for Jews?
A: Oil of Oy Vay

Q: Hear about the new movie that's frightening Jewish women?
A: It's called, "Debby Does Dishes."

Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: "Plaintiff."

Q: How did the Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A: 'Your mother pays retail!""

Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.

Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her
   nails so long and beautiful?
A: Nothing, nothing at all.

Q: Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
A: They have some cut off before they even know how big it
   will get.

Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: "So-Sue-Mi."

Q: Define: Genius:
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.

Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.

Q: Why did the Moyel retire?
A: He just couldn't cut it anymore.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: "A fur coat".
WOW You Have Got Every Question Right






Congratulations
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Now that you have won all this Big Money...what are you
going to do with it......after:

I. You make a vastly generous donation to the Temple for
the Rabbi'smiraculous wisdom and help?

II. You pay off the Mortgage on the New Temple Chader
(Children's School) for the Congregation?

III. You Buy your Wife's Sister a big new Home in the
Suburbs like yours and a Penthouse Condominium in BOCA for
your Mother and A Lexus thrown in?




That's It For Tonight Folks and Thanks for Joining Us In
Playing Who Wants to Be a Multimillionaire!