> My Friend at BYU (adapted by Sharlene Olander and then by Rob H.)
> 
> My friend,we stand at BYU
        And I am glad you're in this too
        You talked me into coming here
        To find a mate and a career

        I lost the room I called my own
        I swear I paid the telephone
        I said I knew the Lord of glory
        And often told my mission story

> My knowledge then was very dim
        my life was based on teachers whim
> Though we're together on the earth
        We didn't get our money's worth

> You taught me many things that's true
        Like Jokes about the U of U
> But I learned now, though it's too late 
        I asked your room mate on a date.

> We walked by day and talked by night
        but never got my homework right
> You let me live and die for love
        Which gave my sorry life a shove

> I called you my friend at BYU
        the place our friends said was a zoo
> And now that we are to the end
        This pleasant news group I'll offend.

        The End...