The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners:

Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

Tatyr:
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who
doesn't get it.

Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a
serious bummer.

Glibido:
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.

Here's two more, but in protection of tender sensitivities, you'll
have to come up with the definitions:

Opticrectalitis

Ignoranus