Newspaper Headline Bloopers  
 
1.  Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim  
2.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted  
3.  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
4.  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case  
5.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms  
6.  Prostitutes Appeal to Pope  
7.  Panda mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
8.  British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands  
9.  Teacher Strikes Idle Kids  
10.  Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
11.  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
12.  Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies  
13.  Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 
14.  Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 
15.  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 
16.  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
17.  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
18.  Man Struck by Lightening Faces Battery Charge 
19.  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
20.  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
21.  Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
22.  Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 
23.  British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 
24.  Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 
24.  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
24.  Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 
24.  Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 
24.  Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
24.  Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
25.  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
26.  Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
27.  Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
28.  Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
29.  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
30.  Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
31.  Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
32.  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
33.  Farmer Bill Dies in House 
34.  Stud Tires Out 
35.  Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 
36.  Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
37.  Eye Drops Off Shelf 
38.  Stolen Painting Found By Tree 
39.  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
40.  Deer Kill 17,000