What You May Not Know 'Bout Noah....


Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
   Noah was sitting on the deck
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What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
   "Now I herd everything"
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Why did the people on the ark think the horses
were pessimistic?
   They kept saying neigh
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What animal could Noah not trust?
   The cheetah
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
   Flood lights
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Who was the first canning factory run by?
   Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs
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Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
   No, he came forth out of the ark...
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