A woman was complaining to a policeman about the neighbor
across the way.  She took him up to her abode and pointing
across the court said, "It's an outrage the way those
nudists are carrying on in that  apartment--I'm ashamed."

The cop looked across the court and said, "I can't see
anything going on in there." 

"Is that so?" she cried.  "You just put this chair up on
that dresser and stand on it!  Take these binoculars and 
you'll see plenty...."