Ole & Sven Job Immigration Interview

Ole and Sven decided to emigrate to the U.S.  The immigration
officer asked Ole what his job skills were to determine if he
would be a useful U.S. citizen.  Ole said he was a diesel
fitter.  

The officer said that that was great and that Ole would be a
great asset to the United States.  So Ole's immigration papers
were approved. 

Then the officer asked Sven what his job skills were.  Sven
replied that he was a specialist at sewing the cotton crotches
in ladies' underwear.

The officer said that in the United States there were machines
to do that.  He denied Sven's immigration. 

Vell, Sven was quite mad, and after he and Ole talked it over
between them, Sven went back to the immigration officer and
said, "Hey, Mister Officer, I don't get it.  I vorked next to
Ole every day in da same factory.  So vhy he gets in the U.S.
and I don't?" 

When the officer said it was because the  U.S. could always
use a good diesel fitter, Sven replied, "Ya, but at the factory
I sewed in da crotches in the panties and handed them to Ole.
He put dem on and said, "Ya, diesel fitter!'"