One Of Those Days

There's this guy in a bar, sitting all by himself in a
corner.  He's just staring at his drink, not moving a
muscle.

One of the bar's regulars notices the new guy, and feeling
his own liquor, steps up next to him, takes his drink, and
downs it in one go.

Astonished, the poor man looks up and then bursts into tears.
The jokester, caught off gaurd by this reaction, tries to
comfort him: "C'mon, guy, I was just joking!  Here, I'll
buy you another drink.  Whatever you want.  C'mon, guy,
I was just kidding..."

"No, no, it's not that...You don't understand!  This is the
worst day of my life.  Nothing is working out for me.  First,
I was laid off at work.  While I was cleaning out my desk my
car was stolen - with my wallet and credit cards.  Then I
got home early and found my wife in bed with my best friend.
Finally, I come into this bar, trying to work up the nerve
to kill myself, and now you show up and drink my poison!"