A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she
had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm
the lonely child."
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A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood
was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.  I had a
swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front
yard.  We rode our pony.  We picked wild raspberries in the
woods."  The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this
in.  At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you
sooner!"
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's
word processor.  She told him she was writing a story.
"What's it about?" he asked.  "I don't know," she replied.
"I can't read."
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A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was
becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.  Then one day
she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was
the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.  They
were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if
anyone could tell her what it was.  Susie raised her hand,
stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off
thy neighbor's wife."
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A little boy, at a wedding, looks at his mom and says, "Mommy,
why does the girl wear white?"  His mom replies, "The bride
is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day
of her life."  The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well
then, why is the boy wearing black?"