Part Polar Bear

One very cold arctic morning, Junior polar bear approached his mother
fishing on an iceberg. "Mom, am I pure polar bear, or could I perhaps
be part brown bear or grizzly bear?"

"Why son, you are pure polar bear on my side. I am not sure about your
father though, so maybe you could ask him." replied Mommy Polar bear.

Off went junior to find Daddy. He eventually came accross his father
sunbathing belly up on the ice.

"Dad, am I pure polar bear, or could I perhaps be part brown bear or
grizzly bear?"

"Son, I am nothing but pure polar bear through and through as my
father was before me and his father before him." replied Daddy Polar
bear. "Why do you ask?"

Junior looked up at his father and said, "Cause I'm bloody freezing!!"