So you think that they 'all do it?'  well, let's see how well you know the
Presidents of the United States.


                      Presidential Sex Quiz:



  1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude woman while he joked
     about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

  2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
     finalist in the Miss America pageant?

  3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out
     atop a desk in the oval office?

  4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
     slave who was his wife's half sister?

  5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

  6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
     husband -- and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election
     campaign?

  7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
     while he was engaged to someone else?

  8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
     secretary?

  9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat
     closet at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
     hysterical first lady from attacking them?

  10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about
      the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question
      9)?

  11. Which vice-president was pissed off because he felt that HIS record
      of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?

  12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off
      his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?

  BONUS QUESTION: Before he became president, what was John F. Kennedy's
  nickname in Palm Beach? a. Jack Rabbit b. Jumper Jack c. Mattress Jack

  ANSWERS:
   1. John F. Kennedy
   2. Bill Clinton
   3. Lyndon B. Johnson
   4. Thomas Jefferson
   5. Bill Clinton
   6. Andrew Jackson
   7. George Washington
   8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
   9. Warren G. Harding
  10. John F. Kennedy
  11. Lyndon B. Johnson
  12. Lyndon B. Johnson

  BONUS QUESTION: c.