Putting Barney In His Place

A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a
severe cough, a nurse writes of her experience with
the little girl.

"She kept up a non-stop conversation while I was trying
to assess her lung sounds.  Finally, I said, 'Shhh, I
have to see if Barney is in there.'

The child looked at me and calmly stated, 'I have Jesus
in my heart.  Barney is on my underwear.'