Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
 A: They take the psycho path.
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 Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
 A: She says. "Daddy, I need a new apartment!"
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 Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
 A: "Dam."
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 Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
 A: Polaroids.
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 Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
 A: Cell phones.
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 Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
 A: Subordinate Clauses
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 Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
 A: Quatro sinko.
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 Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
 A: Spoiled milk.
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 Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
 A: Frostbite.
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 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
 A: A pachydermatologist.
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 Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
 A: A nervous wreck.
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 Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
 A: Right where you left him!
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 Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
 A: Because they have big fingers.