The realist, optimist, and pesimist




Which of the following are YOU.......?

A long, low pitch tone comes on over the radio

The realist : Knows it's a test signal and waits for regular
                 programming to continue.
The optomist : Thinks it's a new punk alternative hit and feels great
                 to be one of the first to hear it.
The pessimist : Thinks it's an intercepted message from aliens who
                  have come from another world to invade Earth. He
                  then goes into hiding in an old bomb shelter for 
                  six months.

A strange, suspicious figure in a trenchcoat comes walking up to the
front door.

The realist ... Is suspicious and speaks to the stranger through
                  locked doors and/or windows and pretends that he is
                  not alone at home by calling on other people.
The optomist ... runs up to the stranger with open arms thinking it is
                  a long lost uncle coming to bring him a million
                  dollar inheritance
The pessimist ... cocks his 12 gauge shotgun, dons his bulletproof
                   jacket, barricades all the doors and windows,
                  and phones his lawyer just to make sure his last
                 will and testament is in order.

While driving, an insect is noticed flying around inside the car...

The realist... stops the car and opens all the windows to let the
                  insect out
The optimist... stops the car and closes all the windows and tries to
                  catch it as it may be a rare butterfly
The pessimist... stops the car and checks his first aid kit to see if
                 he has anti-venom for killer-bee stings