A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber
is putting shaving cream on the man's face, he mentions
the problems he's been having trying to get a close shave
around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, as he reaches for
a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this
between your cheek and gum."

So, the man puts the ball in his mouth, and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever
experienced. After a few strokes, the man asks in garbled
speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," remarks the barber. "Just bring it back
tomorrow like everyone else does."