Van Gogh's Relatives
After much careful research, it has been discovered
that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.  Among them were:

 His obnoxious brother                           Please Gogh

 The brother who ate prunes                      Gotta Gogh

 The brother who worked at a convenience store   Stop & Gogh

 The grandfather from Yugoslavia                 U Gogh

 The brother who bleached his clothes white      Hue Gogh

 His dizzy aunt                                  Verti Gogh

 The cousin from Illinois                        Chica Gogh

 His magician uncle                              Where diddy Gogh

 His Mexican cousin                              Amee Gogh

 Another Mexican cousin                          Grin Gogh

 The nephew who drove a stage coach              Wells Far Gogh

 The constipated uncle                           Cant Gogh

 The ballroom dancing aunt                       Tan Gogh

 The bird lover uncle                            Flamin Gogh

 His nephew psychoanalyst                        E Gogh

 The fruit loving cousin                         Man Gogh

 An aunt who taught positive thinking            Way to Gogh

 The little nephew                               Poe Gogh

 A sister who loved disco                        Go Gogh

 His Italian uncle                               Day Gogh

 And his niece who travels the country in a van  Winnie Bay Gogh

 A stepbrother with traveling hands              Lemme Gogh     

 Another nephew who overstayed his welcome       Willie Gogh

Now,  it's time to Gogh!

 You forgot his British cousin, the drummer.........Ring Gogh

                                        Or was that Bong Gogh?