One day a young cowboy and his gal decided to get married. After the
wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road,
the new bride saw two cows having sex. The new bride asked, "What're
they doin', honey?"

The cowboy answered, "They're ropin'!"

She replied, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they passed two horses having sex.
Again the bride asked, "What're they doin', honey?"

He answered, "They're ropin'!"

She replied, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrived at their hotel. The couple washed up and got ready
for bed. Once they got in the bed, they started to explore each other.
The bride's hand moved down her husband's body. "What is THAT?" she asked.

"That's my rope!" he answered with a grin.

She slid her hands down further and gasped, "What're those?"

"Them's my knots" he answered. Finally the couple began to get it on.

After several minutes the bride said, "Stop, honey. Wait a minute!"

Her husband asked, "What's the matter, honey?"

The bride replied, "Undo them knots. I need more rope!"