SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males):

1.  Elementary Map Reading

2.  Crying and Law Enforcement

3.  Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

4.  You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

5.  Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

6.  The Seven-Outfit Week

7.  PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since
    Puberty: Deal With it")

8.  Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

9.  Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Yellow Lights

10.  Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

11.  Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

12.  Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament

13.  Telephone Translations (formerly titled "'Me Too' Equals 'I Love
     You'")

14.  How to Earn Your Own Money

15.  Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad,
     Electronics Good")

16.  Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your
     side

17.  Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

18.  Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station

19.  Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

20.  What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

21.  His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
  
22.  His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
  
23.  Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
  
24.  To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
  
25.  Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
  
26.  Your Mate: Selfish Bum or Victimized Sensitive Man?

27.  Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

28.  The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

29.  Parties: Going Without New Outfits

30.  Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait
     Until After the Game

31.  Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

32.  Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His

33.  Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First

34.  Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

35.  Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

36.  Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

37.  Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

38.  Introduction to Parking

39.  Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space

40.  Water retention: Fact or Fat

41.  Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

42.  Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption

43.  Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

44.  Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

45.  Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

46.  Sex: It's For Married Couples Too

47.  Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

48.  Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

49.  Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

50.  Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the
     first time)

51.  Learning to Go in Public Restrooms

52.  "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie

53.  TV Remotes: For Men Only