Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it,
but we shouldn't show it off.

Nothing makes your clothes go out of fashion faster than
getting a raise.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, but you can never fool
mom.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is
an egg?

There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer
money.

Education is the best defense against the media.

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits. 

When the rich wage war, its the poor who die.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all
over you!