Seems our good friends from the deep south were on their way back from   
the college football game one day, guzzling a few PBRs as Bubba was wheeling   
the truck down the road, rebel flag waving in the back window.

Now we know of course that these two testaments to evolution didn't   
actually attend the college they've been supporting, but then in the
deep south, education isn't really the purpose of a college, they're
really only established so that Dixie can have professional athletics   
<tongue planted firmly in cheek>.

Anyway, Bubba takes another swig of his Pabst, and turns his head to spit   
a wad of baccy out the side window of the truck when he notices that the   
gas gauge is nearing bottom.  He turns to Earl and says "Buddy, I reckon we   
better git us some gas."

Earl says "Well, OK Bubba, there's a great station about 5 miles up here   
on the right..."

So they drive another 5 miles, and sure enough, there's a mom and pop gas
station beside the road. The sign out front says "FREE SEX WITH FILL UP."
Bubba says to Earl, "You know buddy, this could be a great gas
station," and he wheels the truck up to the pump, hollering at the pump   
boy to "Fill 'er up."

After the tank is filled to overflowing, the pump boy says, "That'll be   
20 bucks." Bubba hands over the money, but he asks, "Well, what about the   
free sex?"

The pump boy says, "Well, that's a special promotion we're running.. I   
think of a number between one and five, and if you guess it you win."

Bubba says, "Let me play," and he guesses 2. The pump boy says, "No, It   
was 3, you lose."

Earl says "Let me try," and he guesses 4. The pump boy says, "No, I told   
you it was 3."

So Bubba and Earl drive off. A few miles down the road, Bubba turns and   
says to Earl, "You know buddy, I think we were set up. No matter what number   
we guessed, we would have been wrong."

Earl says, "No Bubba, that's a legitimate game, I know... My wife stopped
there for gas 3 times last week and won every time."