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An Englishman, Scotsman and and Irishman sit in a pub and each order a pint 
of beer.

Amazingly 3 flies land in the beer, 1 in each pint.

The Englishman, obviously perturbed, demands a new pint of beer from the 
bartender.

The Scotsman simply picks out the fly, tosses it aside and drinks the 
remainder of his beer

The Irishman picks up the fly by its wings, holds it up and looks it in the 
eye and angrily shouts, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT".

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