Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid:



A few clowns short of a circus. 

A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 

A few beers short of a six-pack. 

Dumber than a box of hair. 

A few peas short of a casserole. 

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. 

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 

One taco short of a combination plate. 

A few feathers short of a whole duck. 

All foam, no beer. 

The cheese slid off his cracker. 

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 

As smart as bait. 

Chimney's clogged. 

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. 

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. 

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. 

Forgot to pay his brain bill. 

Her sewing machine's out of thread. 

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. 

His belt doesn't go through all the loops. 

If he had another brain cell, it would be lonely. 

Missing a few buttons on his remote control. 

No grain in the silo. 

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 

Receiver is off the hook. 

Several nuts short of a full pouch. 

Skylight leaks a little. 

Slinky's kinked. 

Surfing in Nebraska. 

Too much yardage between the goal posts. 

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A room temperature IQ.

Got a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds them
together.

A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

Bright as Alaska in December.

During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

One celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests.

Donated his body to science.....before he was done using it.

Fell out of the family tree.

He's from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Like a black hole.....logic can go in, but don't expect any to ever come out.

Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

He's so dense that light bends around him.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

If he were any more stupid, you'd have to water him twice a week.

If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.

Its hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.....she just gargled.

Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

The wheel is turning but the Hamster is dead.