TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITES

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave
9.  Churn butter in your shirtsleeves.
8.  Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
7.  Buttermilk keggar
6.  Blow past the Dairy Queen on a short-legged Clydesdale
5.  Get a tattoo:  Born to raise barns
4.  Cruise the streets shouting insults at people with zippers
3.  Sleep 'til 6 AM
2.  Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.
1.  Wet Bonnet Contest