SHAKE IT UP

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for one date
and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a
nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine
and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in
a secluded spot in hopes of scoring.

Moments later, they start necking and he gets pretty excited.
He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying
she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?"

"Ewwwwwww!" she screams in disgust. "I'm not putting that
thing in my mouth!"

He replies, "Well, then, how about a hand job?"

"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"

"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used
to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"

She nods.

"Well, it's just like that," he responds.

So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A minute later, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows
out of his ears and he screams out in pain.

"What's wrong?!" she cries out.

"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!"