Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion and
loses an eye, an arm, and his penis.

The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health.
They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and
for a penis, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.

After about a week, Cheetah, comes up to Tarzan and says,
"How Tarzan like new parts?"

Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear.
Arm good.....long, strong.....but Tarzan not crazy about new
weenie.....all day long, pick weeds, stuff up Tarzan's ass."