The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth...

Chief Grinding Bear says to his son, "Son, you push-um 
outhouse off-um cliff?"  

Little Beaver says, "No, my father, me no push-um outhouse 
off-um cliff."  

Grinding Bear says, "Son, me tell-um you story of Great White Father, 
George Washington. Many moons ago, when Great White Father was young 
boy, him chop-um down cherry tree.  Him father say, 'Georgie, you 
chop-um down cherry tree?'  

Little George say-um, 'Cannot tell-um lie, Father.  It is true, me 
chop-um down cherry tree.'  Him father say, 'Georgie bad, but Georgie 
honest, so you no get-um punishment.'  

Now Little Beaver, I ask-um you again... you push-um outhouse 
off-um cliff?"  

His son says, "Yes, my father, it is true, me push-um outhouse 
off-um cliff."  

The Chief proceeds to give-um bigtime spanking to his son.  

Afterwards, Little Beaver says, "Father, Great White Father tell 
truth and get-um off scott-free. I tell-um truth... why you give
me big time spanking?"  

"Ah, Little Beaver, Georgie's father, he not sit-um in cherry tree."