A 4-year-old boy, was asked to 'give thanks' before dinner, as
the family members bowed their heads in expectation he began his
prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by
one.  Then, he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister,
Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.

Then, he began to thank God for the food.  He gave thanks for the
turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the
pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.  Then, he paused, and
everyone waited--and waited.

After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother
and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that
I'm lying?"