The Price Is Right

A man goes into an electronics store and starts looking around. He
sees a real nice VCR, but there is no price tag. He
asks the salesperson, "How much is this VCR?"

"Five dollars," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says.

"No, that's the price, alright" the sales guy says, "So, 
do you want to buy it?"

"Yeah, I'll take it," the man says. The man continues to look
around and he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face
cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and
subwoofers. "How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars for the system," the sales guy says. "Is it stolen?"
the guy asks.

"No," says the salesman, "It's brand new, so do you want it?"

"Yes," the guy says. He looks around some more. Next he finds a
top-of-the-line computer, with a professional quality laser printer,
a 21 inch monitor and a bunch of software. "How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars," the salesman says. "I'll take that too!" the man
says.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him,
"How can your prices be so cheap?"

The salesman says, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house
right now with my wife.  What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his
business."