The Talking Frog

A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He stopped looked around and asked "Who said that?"

The frog said "I did!"

He bent over, picked up the frog, considered it for a moment, then put
it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again (from his pocket) and said,
"Maybe you didn't understand me - I am really a beautiful princess.  If
you kiss me and turn me back I promise I'll stay with you for a week."

He took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it carefully
back in his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, he took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want.  Why won't you kiss me?"

He stopped and said, "Look, I'm a software engineer so I don't have any
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"