Three college kids were being rewarded for saving President Clinton's
life.  At the White House ceremony, President Clinton asked them if
there was anything special they wanted to do.

The first said that he wanted to be an officer in the Air Force.  The
President replied, "No problem. I'll arrange for your admission to the
Air Force Academy."

The second said that he wanted to be an officer in the Navy.  The
President replied, "No problem. I'll arrange for your admission to
Anapolis."

The third said that he wanted to be buried at Arlington National
Cemetery.  The President was shocked.  "How old are you, son?"  he
asked.  "Nineteen" came the reply.  The President then said, "Why,
You're just starting out in life.  You shouldn't be thinking of death-
you should be thinking about life - you know: sports, music and girls!"

The college kid answered, "Yes, but when I go back home and I tell my
Dad that I saved your life, he's going to kill me."