The Three-Legged Chicken

Bernard was driving along a country road when and realized 
he had to make a phone call. He was miles from a pay phone 
so he decided to stop in at the next farmhouse he found. As 
he was approaching a house he noticed a three-legged chicken 
racing along the road. He followed the chicken and clocked 
it at 40 m.p.h.

Well, when Bernie got to the farmhouse he asked the farmer 
about this wonderful chicken. The farmer replied, "Well now,
when I was at the college I took up a studyin' at there gee-
netics. 'Round here we love chicken and we're all mighty partial 
to the drumstick, so I thought I'd see if I could make me a 
three-legged chicken. So, there 'tis." 

Now Bernie was quite impressed. He asked, "How does it taste?"

The farmer replied, "Well, that's the durndest thing. Ah don't 
know. Ain't none of us been able to ketch one a the varmits yet."