The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary  
[ This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc. ]

11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.  Brought  
    Melissa to complete the foursome.  

10> Steve Jobs started work today.  The silverware looks great, but  
    he doesn't do windows -- yet.  

 9> The baby cries constantly.  Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.  

 8> Bought my first Macintosh.  It's sooooo cute!  

 7> Good day.  Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash  
    bins outside Microsoft headquarters.  

 6> Bad day.  Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three  
    hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one 
    whole.  

 5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner.  Yes!  

 4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!  

 3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy  
    china, she means dishes.  

 2> Ran into Demi and Bruce.  Upped my offer to a billion dollars.  

and the Number 1 Entry in Bill Gates's Diary...  

 1> Seventh day: rested.