An old conductor named Joe was riding the rails and collecting tickets,
when he came upon a rather shabby man seated by the window. 

Joe said "Ticket please."

"I dont need a ticket!" I'm a free spirit! I go where and when I will!"
the hobo answered.

Well, Joe was having a tough time that day , so in a fit of rage, he
grabbed the hobo by the scruff of the neck and threw him off the train .

Unfortunately the Hobo"s head hit a rock when he landed and the poor
slob died.

They arrested joe at the very next stop. 

Joe was convicted of murder and sentencd to death in the electric chair.
They strapped Joe in and the Warden asked him if he had any last requests.

Joe replied, "Yep, can I have a banana and an ounce of palm oil?"

An odd request , but the Warden granted it and stood by as Joe ate the
banana and rubbed the palm oil on his chest. 

The time came to pull the lever, but when they did NOTHING HAPPENED!
They pulled it again and NOTHING HAPPENED!

Well under the law, if two pulls fail to kill the convict, he must go
free!

As Joe was preparing to leave, the Executioner suspected Joe had pulled
a fast one. He grabbed Joe and yelled, "I've gotta know! Whats with the
banana?"

Joe replied, "Well I like bananas."

The Executioner screamed "Then whats with the palm oil??!"

Joe exclaimed, "Waiting in prion gives me a rash.  The oil sooths it!"

The frenzied Executioner cried, "HOW DO YOU KEEP SUVIVING THE CHAIR!"

Joe scratched his head, thought for a momentand said, "Well sir , I
guess I'm just not a very good conductor!"