In a movie theater a large patron was sprawled out over four seats in
two rows. Some of the other customers complained and eventually the
usher came by and asked the man to move.  The man mumbled but didn't
move.

The usher called the manager. The manager said to the man, "Sir, if 
you don't move, I'll call the police to have you removed."  The guy
mumbled, but didn't move.

The manager called the police.  An officer approached the man and
asked, "Hey mister. What's your name?"

The man said,"Pete."

The cop asked,"Where ya from, Pete?"

Pete answered, "The balcony."