THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother -- Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes -- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia -- U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white -- Hue Gogh
His dizzy aunt -- Verti Gogh
The cousin from Illinois -- Chica Gogh
His magician uncle -- Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -- Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother -- Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach -- Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle -- Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -- Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle -- Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst -- E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin -- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking -- Wayto Gogh
The little nephew -- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -- Go Gogh
A fast-talking cousin -- Lin Gogh
His uncle, a paint store clerk -- Indi Gogh
The Safari-going uncle  -- Con Gogh
A long-lost Austrialian cousin -- Din Gogh
His Dalmation pet -- Pon Gogh
The slimy nephew waiter -- Escar Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van -- Winniebay Gogh