The Wizard of Oz

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, and says, "I had a
terrible time with Iran, so I' ve come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "Who's next ?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward and says, "W-well, w-w-well,
I need a new brain."

"Done" says the Wizard.  "Who comes next before the Great
Wizard?"

Up steps George Bush with a sad look on his face.  "I'm
told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard that it's true" says the Wizard.  "Consider it
done."

Then there is a long silence.......Bill Clinton is just
standing there looking around, but hasn't said a word.  This
irritates the Wizard, and he speaks with a loud voice, "WHAT
BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

"Is Dorothy around?"