Thoughts For The Day

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!