Three Blondes

Three blondes had been on an island for a long period of time and couldn't 
figure out how to get back to the mainland.  One day they find an old, 
tarnished lamp.  Being unable to decide who actually found the lamp, they all 
three decide to rub it for good luck.  As they had hoped a genie rises up out 
of the lamp. The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the lamp, I will 
grant you each one wish."
 
The first blonde says, "I wish I was smart so I could get off of this
island."  POOF!  The blonde is transformed into a red head.  She skillfully  
constructs a raft out of wood and vines and floats off the
island back to the mainland.
 
The second blonde cries out, "I wish I was even smarter than her!"
POOF!  She is immediately transformed in to a brunette.  Right away she
finds a fallen tree and hollows it out to make a boat.  She constructs
two oars out of branches and palm leaves.  She hops in the boat and
rows quickly back to the mainland.
 
The third blonde, seeing all of this, makes her wish.  "I wish I was smarter 
than both of those blondes!"  POOF!  The genie grants her wish.  She is 
immediately transformed into a man and he walks safely across the bridge to 
the mainland.