Three Legged Chickens A man is driving along the motorway doing 90 mph in the middle lane in his brand new Jag. All of a sudden he hears "chick chick chickeeeen" and a three legged chicken overtakes him in the outside lane. Amazed by what he has just seen he speeds up to 110 mph and over takes the chicken, "That's a three legged chicken he thinks to himself". All of a sudden he hears "chick chick chickeeeeen" and the three legged chicken overtakes him again. Not happy, and slightly embarrassed, about being overtaken by a three legged chicken, the driver speeds up again in a vain attempt to catch the chicken. The persuit lasts until the chicken takes the side road off the highway and onto country lanes. Not to be out done the driver follows the chicken, chasing it around narrow country lanes. All of a sudden the chicken does a sharp right and vanishes, the driver attempts to follow - but ends up smashing his car into a barn. Upon gaining consciousness, the driver becomes aware of a farmer standing over him. "Are you alright?" asked the farmer "and what are you doing in my barn?" "I was chasing a three legged chicken", replied the driver. "Did you see it?". The farmer said "Of course I saw it - I breed em". The driver looked puzzled "Why do you breed three legged chickens" he asked. "Well - I like a leg, my wife likes a leg and my son likes a leg" replied the farmer. "What do they taste like" asked the driver. "I'll be buggered if I know - I ain't caught one yet."