Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95

10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"

 9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.

 8: The computer won't interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.

 7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.

 6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
    computers to keep their system running.

 5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
    driver cannot be found"

 4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, 
     the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.

 3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of
    the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.

 2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.

 1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg