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The Los Angeles Lakers sign a six-foot-seven player from
Bosnia for $25 million, and he phones his mom to tell her
the good news.

"Never mind!" she says angrily.  "Don't you know your
father's been wounded, your sister was assaulted, and our
house burned down?"

"That's terrible, Mom," he answers, "but we're rich now!
We can survive anything!  Why blame me?"

She replies, "This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't
brought us to L.A.!"