USEFUL WORK PHRASES
Make sure you're sarcasm license is valid before trying
these :-)



Thank you.  We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view. 

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce. 

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you. 

No, my powers can only be used for good. 

How about never? Is never good for you? 

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 

I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 

Who me? I just wander from room to room. 

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! 

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular
level I'm really quite busy. 

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive
habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in public. 

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change
the subject.