We were so poor...

My parents use to take us to all of the local weddings.  Man,
we got better  at picking up the rice than the birds did.

We thought that running water was when you ran back to the
house with a  bucket of water from the neighbors house.

My parents had to move allot when I was a kid. One time it
took me and my little brother 2 weeks to find them.

My dad was walking down the street kicking a can, someone
asked "What are you doing?" and he said "Moving."

A friend came to my house in the winter and stepped on a lit
cigarette butt, and mom yelled "who turned off the heat!"

My parents think a quarterback is a tax return!