At 3am the hotel desk clerk gets a call from a man asking
what time the bar opens.

"It opens at noon, sir" answers the clerk, they hang up.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, and
this time the man's speech is a little slurred.  "What time
does the bar open?" he asks, again.

"Well, sir, the same time as before -- noon," replies the
clerk.

Another hour passes and the phone rings again, and this time
the man is clearly drunk.  "Winjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk answers, "Sir, the bar opens at noon.  You cannot
get into the bar before that time.  I suggest you call room
service if this is a problem."

"No... Well... I don wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"