Two tourists driving through Louisiana were approaching the
town of Natchitoches when they began arguing about the
pronunciation of that town. Their argument continued as
they stopped for lunch.
Standing at the counter, one tourist decided to resolve the
issue by asking the employee. "Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce the name of where we are? Slowly, please?"

The employee leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr,
grrrrrrrr, Kiiiinng."