Who Knows??


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they
go back to?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
sitting?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay
you to do it?

If you ate pasta and then antipasta, would you still
be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made
out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still
have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's
the self-help section?"  She said if she told me, it
would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers,
why are they all still working?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with
soap?

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the
dead.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
better attorney.

Remember - The only difference between a rut and a grave
is the depth!