WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .......


Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
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L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and
we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know
any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.
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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken  crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for  us.
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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the
road.
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Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were  quite justified in dropping 50 tons of
nerve gas on it.
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Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you
believe it? 
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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who  cares why? The end of crossing the road
justifies whatever motive there was.
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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned the the
chicken crossed the road  reveals your
underlying sexual  insecurity.
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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your
checkbook  - and Explorer is an inextricable
part of  the operating system.
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Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did
the road move beneath the chicken?
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