Why Prison Is Better Than Work:

- In prison you spend a majority of your time in a 8' x 10' cell.
- At work you spend most of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.

- In prison you get 3 free meals a day.
- At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

- In prison you get time off for good behavior.
- At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

- At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the
    doors yourself.
- In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

- In prison you can watch TV and play games.
- At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

- In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
- At work you are just ball-and-chained.

- In prison you get your own toilet.
- At work you have to share one.

- In prison they allow you family and friends to visit.
- At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.

- In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
- At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
    deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

- In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
     inside wanting to get out.
- At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.

- In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
- At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

- In prison there are sadistic wardens.
- At work we have managers.