The Ages Of Women vs. The Ages Of Men

Women's Ages:

1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa... virgin
   and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... hot and
   exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully
   explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe... exhausted,
   but still has many points of interest.

5. After 58 she is like Australia... everybody knows it's down
   there but who gives a damn.



Men's Ages:

1. Between the ages of 18 and 32...Tri-weekly.

2. Between the ages of 32 and 50...Try, weekly.

3. Over 50...Try, weakly.