A wife turns to her husband and asks, "Honey if I
died would you remarry?" 

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of
grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she
live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money
getting this house just the way we want it.  I'm
not going to get rid of my house, I guess she
would." 

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she
lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

He says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two
thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long
time, I guess she would." 

So then she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and
she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would
she use my golf clubs?" 

He says, "Oh no, she's left handed."